Silly family jokes.

I realised my parents are getting FUNNIER and more COMICAL with the way they talk.

Sometimes they make really bimbotic/himbotic statements.

It really cracks Turn and i up!

Dad calls:

Devil wears prada --> Devil wears PRATA

google--> GOGGLE (yes the goggles you use for swimming)

Realised Dad is getting real sarcastic with his jokes too.

UP many levels already.

While I was doing my usual thing, complimenting myself in front of my family.

My brother will slap my face and tell me to wake up.

My dad will ask me to pray that God opens my spiritual eyes.

-.-

Told my dad my gf had a dream of me. He just looked at me and told me it must have been a nightmare.

-.-

HAHA Its ok dad. I am a bigger that that!

I forgive you (:

Mum calls:

The movie polar express---> polar BEAR

The tv show dance floor ---> Dancing ROOM

Bermuda triangle ---> bermuda SQUARE

chicken wings ---> chicken WIND?!?!?

As can be seen, my mum has much more going on in her list. HAHHA

There's many more examples but I cant remember em right now.

To make things worst, my mum usually makes such mistakes WHILE SCOLDING us.

Scenario one

Have not return bernice the polar express cd. She got really annoyed and scolded me.

MUM: *%#$@# WHY HAVEN RETURN HER THE SHOWWW. SO LONG ALREADY.

Char: which show?

MUM: THE POLAR BEAR LA!

CHAR: HUH??

TURN: DOUBLE HUH???

- Looks at each other and realised after awhile what she meant-

-BURST OUT INTO LAUGHTER-

We were laughing our lungs out while she was still fuming mad.

It was classic i tell you.

aye ayee. These are some priceless moments that I will definitely look back and smile to myself.